# Jokes

## Some math fails

26 billion will tune in! Answer fail I don’t understand basic math… The “six” of diamonds

## Vectors and (the) force

Math and Star Wars… Thanks to LanceAF for this submission! Source: http://www.mathplane.com/gate_dwebcomics/math_comics_archive_winter_2013

## Prove these five points are colinear

The above (and below) comic was created by Chao Xu (è®¸è¶…), he’s not just Asian but RadiAsian! Check out his blog (mgccl.com) for more fun stuff.

## Spiked Math’s excuse guide to not doing your math homework

(Comic version here) 1. Wolfram Alpha was down last night. 2. I got stuck in an infinite loop while using L’HÃ´pital’s rule. 3. I was computing the kernel of a matrix and got hungry for popcorn and ended up watching a movie instead. 4. I have a note from my doctor which proves I have …

## Prime Numbers

Several scientists were asked to prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime. *Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction – every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime. *Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 …

## Silly math test

Test your mathematics by answering the following questions (no peaking below): 1. Noah built it. 2. An expression that represents the loss of a parrot. 3. An appropriate title for Koll the knight. 4. A sunburned man. 5. What we do when it rains. 6. What you call someone who wrote for an Inn. 7. …

## Top 7 excuses for not doing your math homework!

I had a constant amount of homework. I tried to derive its purpose, but I got nothing. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook, but I could never reach it. I am sure that I put it inside my Klein Bottle last night, but this morning I could not find it. I locked …

## The difference between engineers, physicists, and mathematicians

An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn’t care.

## Happy face math – CHEAT SHEET

You might have seen this before, it seems to have made its way around the internet. It’s called Charlie Smith’s Happy Face Math:   Cheat Sheet: First Column: 1st one is the inverse (ie, upside down) 2nd one is being squared (hence the square) 3rd one is being cubed (hence the cube) 4th one is …