Quick math joke

Saw this joke on the xkcd forums today posed by Pippin: Two of my friends in math class today: “Dude, our slope is so undefined!” “Straight up, bro.” Spoiler hint: What is the slope of a horizontal straight line? Another one from that forum: Why don’t jokes work in base 8? Because 7 10 11.

Science Jokes Made Easy

Let’s face it. Not all since jokes are easy to understand. Have no fear! Here some of the most common scientific notions which you might come across in a joke. Physics 1: Newton’s first law states that a body in motion remains in motion and a body at rest remains at rest unless acted upon …

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How to prove it

Proof by vigorous handwaving:     Works well in a classroom or seminar setting. Proof by forward reference:     Reference is usually to a forthcoming paper of the author, which is often not as forthcoming as at first. Proof by funding:     How could three different government agencies be wrong? Proof by example:     The author …

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Hilarious Math Jokes

Q: What’s nutritious and commutes?An Abelian soup. Q: What’s hot, chunky, and acts on a polygon?Dihedral soup. Q: What’s sour, yellow, and equivalent to the axiom of choice?Zorn’s lemon. Q: What is brown, furry, runs to the sea, and is equivalent to the axiom of choice?Zorn’s lemming.Q: What do you get if you cross a …

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