puns

Living on the farm

I grew up on a farm. Needless to say I learned how to milk a cow before I could count to 100. As I grew older I started to find a calling/love for math. When I was 16, I heard about people receiving a car. I was luckier and received a protractor. ;(

Where should she go?

I was talking to my 3 year old daughter and she is always chilly. I was telling her where she could go to always keep warm! Apparently she’s a bit young to understand that if she were to stay in the corner, she would stay warm due to it being 90 degrees. 😀