## Integrating ax from 0 to s

The half-assed integral.

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# Math Jokes

## Integrating ax from 0 to s

## Mathematics Patch Notes

## Irish math joke

## Binary Joke

## Plumber Math Joke

## Quick joke

## Pi day jokes

The half-assed integral.

(via Spiked Math) Patch Notes 1.02a “Mathematics will never be the same.” Introducing Probability 2.0 Upgraded probability to include real numbers in the range from 0 to 2. Switching in the monty hall problem is now the same as not switching. Due to high demand, correlation now implies causation. Graph Theory Features Fixed glitch in …

Bartley MacDermott wants a job, but the boss won’t hire him until he passes a simple math test. The boss says: “Here is your first question; without using numbers, represent the number 9.” Bartley say: “Without numbers? That’s easy.” Bartley proceeds to draw three trees: The boss asks: “What the heck is this?” To which …

I’m sure everyone has seen this joke: “There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.” I prefer the following version that goes as follows: There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand trinary, those who don’t understand trinary and those who mistake …

A math professor has a problem with his plumbing, so he hires a plumber. He watches the plumber use a wrench to tighten a joint, then is handed a bill for a couple hundred dollars. “I had no idea that plumbers made this much money!” he said, “I’ve been a math professor for 20 years …

What’s the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Some old pi related jokes that I’ve seen a bazillion times: Mathematician: Pi r squared Baker: No! Pie are round, cake are square! In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are …