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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Nerdy jokes! And each and every one of them is better than this one!
A cop stops Heisenberg on the freeway. The cop asks “do you know how fast you were going?”. Heisenberg says “no but i know where i am”.
I used to bad at geometry, but I turned that around 360 degrees.
Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
A: Nothing; you can’t cross a scaler and a vector.
So, this SEO guru walks into a bar, bar & grill, bar and grill, tavern, pub, public house…
Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” The helium doesn’t react.
These are great!
My programmer is trying to persuade me to move to .net from PHP.
I have always disliked the idea because of the expenses.
But he’s tryiong none the less. I’ve been using WordPress on numerous websites for about a year and am nervous about switching to another platform.
I have heard good things about blogengine.net. Is there
a way I can import all my wordpress posts into it?
Any kind of help would be greatly appreciated!
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I wanna f*** you right now. Don’t tell anyone how funny these will be.
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