Top 5 Nerdy Jokes

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Nerdy jokes! And each and every one of them is better than this one!

A cop stops Heisenberg on the freeway. The cop asks “do you know how fast you were going?”. Heisenberg says “no but i know where i am”.


I used to bad at geometry, but I turned that around 360 degrees.


Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

A: Nothing; you can’t cross a scaler and a vector.


So, this SEO guru walks into a bar, bar & grill, bar and grill, tavern, pub, public house…


Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” The helium doesn’t react.

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