Knock Knock! Who’s there? Nerdy jokes! And each and every one of them is better than this one!
A cop stops Heisenberg on the freeway. The cop asks “do you know how fast you were going?”. Heisenberg says “no but i know where i am”.
I used to bad at geometry, but I turned that around 360 degrees.
Q: What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?
A: Nothing; you can’t cross a scaler and a vector.
So, this SEO guru walks into a bar, bar & grill, bar and grill, tavern, pub, public house…
Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve noble gases here.” The helium doesn’t react.