Brainy mathematical jokes

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Math equations are rarely amusing, but math jokes are funny by definition, so here are some of the best ones out there:

Your momma so fat, the ratio between her circumference and her diameter is 4!

 

A pizza with depth a and radius z has a volume of pi z z a.

 

Yo momma’s so fat, the probability of her being in an arbitrary point in a room is 1.

 

How did the mathematician solve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

 

Why did the programmer drown in the shower?

His shampoo said “LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT”