Bayesians are not known for being humorous people, but that doesn’t mean we can’t joke about them! If you want to see other ways to poke fun at Bayesians or how they make fun of themselves, go to http://www2.isye.gatech.edu/~brani/isyebayes/jokes.html
A Bayesian is one who, vaguely expecting a horse, and catching a glimpse of a donkey, strongly believes he has seen a mule.
Bayesian: Breeding a statistician with a clergyman to produce the much sought honest statistician.
Only a Bayesian Statistician is able to coherently explain the statement: If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
A Bayesian: one who asks you what you think before the clinical trial in order to tell you what you think afterwards.