Faulty statistician meme

Thanks to Dwight Swanson for all of these stats meme submissions!!

Using fewer eggs

$One-in-3-eggs-have-salmonella$
More loopy logic from the faulty statistician
Credit: Dwight Swanson, based on a joke on Jay Leno

Moving 6 miles away

$Move-6-miles-away-corrected$
Further adventures in wacky logic w/ the faulty statistician
Credit: Dwight Swanson, based on a Michael Davis joke

How to eliminate all your work

$2-Scantron-machines$
Faulty statistician sees a chance to eliminate all his work!
Credit: Dwight Swanson, based on a old joke