LOL. Had to think about the last one. Here’s a proof. Your Momma has lived a finite number of hours. Therefore, for each positive integer n, the set of dudes A_n with whom her sex romp lasted more than 1/n hours is finite. Therefore the union of the sets A_n is countable. A sex act takes more 1/n hours for some positive integers n, so the said union contains all the dudes she slept with. Q.E.D.
No aleph-1-ply penetration jokes, please.
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LOL. Had to think about the last one. Here’s a proof. Your Momma has lived a finite number of hours. Therefore, for each positive integer n, the set of dudes A_n with whom her sex romp lasted more than 1/n hours is finite. Therefore the union of the sets A_n is countable. A sex act takes more 1/n hours for some positive integers n, so the said union contains all the dudes she slept with. Q.E.D.
No aleph-1-ply penetration jokes, please.