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A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.
Woman: “Hey! That’s private OK!?”
The man hesitated for a second looking confused.
Man: “But I thought we were in the same class?”
“Does this Hausdorff measure make me look fat?”
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
“Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.”
