Computer science and math jokes

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A group of computer science majors were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.

Woman: “Hey! That’s private OK!?”

The man hesitated for a second looking confused.

Man: “But I thought we were in the same class?”

“Does this Hausdorff measure make me look fat?”

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

“Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.”

banach-tarski joke