Some funny jokes (via http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1878735 but almost all of them were taken from other sources)….
8i = âˆž
Snakes âŠ‚ â„Â²
Every base is base 10.
Real analysis takes balls.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. The mathematician hands the lightbulb to two blondes, thereby reducing the problem to a previously-told joke.
Q: Why did the two vectors start an internet-based company?
A: Because they thought they had a good dot product.
Q: Why can’t you plant wheat in the integers mod 6?
A: Because 6 isn’t prime!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the MÃ¶bius strip?
A: To get to the other side.
(Mathematicians should know that the chicken’s quest will fail and then feel sorry for the chicken).
Q: What is a chef’s favorite triangle?
Q: How did the abelian group get to work?
A: It commuted.
Q: Why do addition and the integers carpool?
A: Because they’re a commutative group.
Q: What did the difficult cartesian-coordinate system tell his problem-solver when he wanted to visit Antartica?
A: You should go polar!
Physicist, pastor and mathematician on the top of a skyscraper. They are asked to jump precisely into the swimming pool on the ground. Phsycist calculates wind, distance, perspective, jumps and lands in the pool. Pastor meditates, prays, focuses, jumps and lands in the pool. Mathematician calculates a beautiful parabel, jumps and goes straight up to the sky. What happend? Oh well, he made a sign flaw 🙂
1 thought on “Math Jokes YAY!”
they were kinda funny 😉
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