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**Patch Notes 1.02a**

“Mathematics will never be the same.”

Introducing Probability 2.0

- Upgraded probability to include real numbers in the range from 0 to 2.
- Switching in the monty hall problem is now the same as not switching.
- Due to high demand, correlation now implies causation.

Graph Theory Features

- Fixed glitch in the petersen graph so it is no longer a counter-example.
- Support is no longer offered for hypergraphs.
- Added a new color to the outdated 4-color theorem. We anticipate at least 7 colors available for planar graphs by patch 1.03.

**Number Systems**

- Decimal notation will be phased out next patch. This should fix the long standing bug that 1 = 0.999…
- Due to loneliness, the set of prime numbers now includes the number 1.
- Complex numbers have been deemed no longer complex and will now be known as “easy numbers”.

Proof Changes

- Proof by “reference to inaccessible literature” is no longer accessible.
- A new “proof by picture” widget has been added for mac users.

Miscellaneous

- Support has been added to allow division by 0 fixing the wormhole bug.

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