Practically every joke has a bar:
- The number twelve goes into a bar.. and he asks the server for a pint of beer.
- “Sorry, I can’t serve you,” says the server.
- “Why the heck not?!” asks the number twelve!
- “You’re under 18,” replies the server.
Another one which may make sense to some mathematicians:
– Several scientists were all asked the following question: “What is pi ?”
– The engineer said: “It is approximately 3 and 1/7”
– The physicist said: “It is 3.14159”
– The mathematician thought a bit, and replied “It is equal to pi”.